Woolworths - The Choice Isn't Yours

Amusing Woolworths Christmas adverts from 1992 Description: There are many versions of this advert

Four Letters: A woman would like a Christmas without any four letter words. She then complains about how four letter words are everywhere. We then cut to a black screen with a board game called "Scrabble"

Barbie: A man would like a Real nice barbecue for Christmas. The screen cuts to black and a hand puts a fantasy barbie in the centre of the screen

NOTHING!: We see a furious old man walking down the street. He furiously says that he wants nothing for Christmas. He then walks into some sort of office. Again, it then cuts to a black screen with some blank VHS tapes in the centre of the screen.

We also see the Woolworths logo and price tag.

Audio: We hear some dialogue of the people along with an announcer saying "Trust Woolworths to make your Christmas"

Scare Meter: None. All of these clips are really funny